Sharks with lasers
Plaques, Decals, Things
Engraved gear for people who prefer sharp edges and sharper humor. Tactical mugs, plaques, and patches crafted with precision, sarcasm, and dangerous levels of personality.
Proudly supporting the Fort Campbell community and service members throughout CONUS. From one combat veteran to all who wear — or have worn — the uniform: thank you. Merry Christmas
Work
At Sharks With Lasers, we craft custom gear with precision, attitude, and a healthy dose of barracks-grade humor. From engraved mugs and cutting boards to plaques, patches, and fully personalized gifts, every piece is built to hit harder than morning formation. We take your ideas, jokes, units, and inside references and turn them into laser-cut creations that actually mean something.Our shop blends technical engraving, tactical design, and the kind of creativity that thrives on caffeine and chaos. Whether you need a one-off gift, squadroom décor, or merch for the whole team, we handle the cutting, engraving, shaping, and finishing with clean lines and zero nonsense. If it can be lasered, we’ll make it look good.Every project gets the same treatment—sharp detail, fast turnaround, and enough personality to make people laugh out loud. From morale patches to award plaques, from sarcastic mugs to custom shop signs, our work is built to stand out, hold up, and make your people say, “Okay… that’s badass.”
About
I spent 14 years in the Army as a 12B Combat Engineer at Fort Campbell, until injuries sustained overseas brought me home for good. What started as me making custom gear for buddies turned into something bigger — a way to keep serving even after I hung up the uniform. Sharks With Lasers grew from a small hobby into a veteran-owned shop where every engraving, patch, plaque, and custom piece is made with the same precision, pride, and dark humor the military gave me. This is my way of staying connected, giving back, and creating gear worthy of the Soldiers, Veterans, and families who carry it.
Contact
Got a question, a custom idea, or a half-baked plan that needs laser precision? Hit me up. I reply faster than a private running from extra duty.
| Sharks With Lasers located in the PX |
| 2840 Bastogne Ave |
| Fort Campbell, KY 42223 |
Thank you
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Consider this your official confirmation that the lasers are warming up and the operator is caffeinated. I’ll get back to you soon—no waiting on hold, no DFAC line, and definitely no mandatory fun.
Plaque
$240.00
Plaque
$240.00
Plaque
$240.00
Plaque
$240.00